![]() ![]() He had an affair with Colonel Scott Dolph and stuffed him. No, him being bisexual isn’t the odd part. Do they call him Vamp because he sucks blood? No, it’s because he like girls and dudes. What the fuck is with everyone’s sexuality?! The parrot is proof of that, as it often talks what she says in her sleep. Let’s not forget the suspicious way Emma talks about Otacon in her sleep. It’s simple: Kojima is saying that – if given the chance – anyone who calls themselves an Otaku would go for his step-mom. Now when I heard this, I couldn’t help being like: “I’m sorry she’s dead. I mean how his father drowned himself because he knew that Hal was doing his wife – Hal’s step-mom, Emma’s mom. No, I don’t mean that Emma and Hal probably shared their own close scenes. It was just like how it was revealed that Princess Leah was Luke Skywalker’s sister after they both shared some rather close scenes. I dunno why I’m telling you all this I mean you dead, bitch! You dead!”īut then he tells us a story. He just met his step-sister who hates him, got her to sort of think he’s cool, and then she gets shanked by a bisexual guy who runs on water. When Hal’s crying over Emma’s death, you got to feel sorry for the guy, no matter how annoying Emma is. ![]() So he decided to add a little something to Hal’s history, regarding his step-family. How CAN you dislike the developer of Stealth Camouflage? Kojima probably hates Otakus, and he wanted people to look at Otacon with disgust. Kojima probably noticed people didn’t dislike Otacon. OMG LOL!” But nonetheless, I’m sure he’s a great guy. It’s like someone calling themselves “E3” or “Ozzfest.” “Hey, my name is Peter, but please, call me Coachella. Got annoying when he went “Dude, it’s like one of my Japanese animes!” But whatever. The ones who want a Kanji symbol tattooed on their arm, but they’re afraid it’ll hurt so they just get stupid shirts. and Family Guy are for stupid Americans (aka “bakas”). I mean the people who look at anything that’s not from Japan as pathetic and watch anime because, obviously, The Venture Bros. I’m not taking about people who watch few series of anime, or even own some DVD Collections. The people who think anything that’s from Japan = TRUTH! Or use Japanese terms in English. I think Otacon is what Hideo Kojima thinks of people who call themselves Otakus. Oh, and because I already stripped what little honor Snake’s Revenge had left with my article “Snake’s Revenge Sucks,” and the fact that it’s not an official Metal Gear game, I won’t be including the numerous dumb moments from that game.Įnough introduction nonsense. I’m just saying that these certain moments were fucking dumb. I’m not saying any of these games suck or anything. Now we could just take one game and butcher it to death with my shit-talking, but I decided to pull out some dumb moments in every Metal Gear game, take out the ten most dumbest ones, and put them all here. There is NO way anyone will disagree with me (even if you do, don’t send me your fan mail. Yup, Metal Gear is quite the game series.īut even then, there has been many times when you stared at the screen and could not believe the dumb shit you have just observed from a Metal Gear game. The only video games I really play are Metal Gear games (and a few Zelda games… shh…). Metal Gear is one of those game series that has quite a bit of good to say about itself. ![]()
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